Top Ten Lists


Ten reasons why Top Ten Lists are lame:
1. There are never just ten reasons for something on a list (for example, the top ten reasons people should visit New York City).
2. Sometimes there are not even ten reasons for something (for example, ten reasons why people dislike hot dogs; there might only be five reasons).
3. If someone wants to do something, a top ten list of why they should do it may have nothing to do with their actual reason.
4. If someone doesn’t want to do something, a top ten list of why they should do it will not make one wit of difference.
5. People sometimes really have to stretch to make a top ten list (the reasons are lame).
6. Sometimes the top ten list has nothing to do with the subject (almost the same as stretching).
7. The top ten list is the top ten only in the mind of the writer.
8. The top ten list is redundant at times (part of stretching).
9. No body really cares about the top ten list except the writer.
10. Even this top ten list is lame.

About mairedubhtx

I am a "youngish" grandmother of 15 year old twin granddaughter who has recently (is a year "recent"?) adopted Islam as my way of life, much to the consternation of my family. I love to read. I love to write. I am writing a book about my decision to revert, about my spiritual journey. I have another blog about stories from my youth, my parents, and grandparents. It's a blog so my OCD daughter will not be able to throw it out when I die. I suffer from depression and anxiety, for which I am treated, so my posts may be a bit dark at times. C'est la vie.
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