Three people walk into a bar . . .
A Viking, a Vampire, and a Voodoo priest walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Is this the beginning of a joke?” The Viking says, “No, we just want a beer.”
End of story.
(I am not too good at telling jokes nor am I good at making them up. This is the best I can do. My sincerest apologies to all my readers.)