Tell us a joke! Knock-knock joke, long story with a unexpected punchline, great zinger — all jokes are welcome!
Photographers, artists, poets: show us FUNNY.
I start by saying my apologies to Tilly Bud because I stole her jokes today when she had nothing to write for the prompt. I’m so sorry. Not.
The present, the past, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
What is the meaning of this!? Oh, it’s a pronoun.
Is there a word in English yhat uses all the vowels including “y”? Unquestionably!
A pregnant woman went into labor and began to yell, “Couldn’t, Wouldn’t, Shouldn’t, Didn’t, Can’t!” She was having contractions. (Garrison Keillor)
What kind of noun would you invite to a fancy tea party? A proper noun.
What word allows you to take away two letters get one in return? Alone.
And there you have my grammar jokes, courtesy of Tilly Bud’s research and her jokes from her daily jokes, since I’m not clever enough to find my own and I love grammar jokes.