Daily Prompt–Ha, Ha, Ha


Tell us a joke! Knock-knock joke, long story with a unexpected punchline, great zinger — all jokes are welcome!

Photographers, artists, poets: show us FUNNY.

I start by saying my apologies to Tilly Bud because I stole her jokes today when she had nothing to write for the prompt. I’m so sorry. Not.

jokesNow for the jokes, which I love because they are about grammar:

The present, the past, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What is the meaning of this!? Oh, it’s a pronoun.

Is there a word in English yhat uses all the vowels including “y”? Unquestionably!

A pregnant woman went into labor and began to yell, “Couldn’t,  Wouldn’t, Shouldn’t, Didn’t, Can’t!” She was having contractions. (Garrison Keillor)

What kind of noun would you invite to a fancy tea party? A proper noun.

What word allows you to take away two letters get one in return? Alone.

And there you have my grammar jokes, courtesy of Tilly Bud’s research and her jokes from her daily jokes, since I’m not clever enough to find my own and I love grammar jokes.

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About mairedubhtx

I am a "youngish" grandmother of 15 year old twin granddaughter who has recently (is a year "recent"?) adopted Islam as my way of life, much to the consternation of my family. I love to read. I love to write. I am writing a book about my decision to revert, about my spiritual journey. I have another blog about stories from my youth, my parents, and grandparents. It's a blog so my OCD daughter will not be able to throw it out when I die. I suffer from depression and anxiety, for which I am treated, so my posts may be a bit dark at times. C'est la vie.
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2 Responses to Daily Prompt–Ha, Ha, Ha

  1. The Hook says:

    Don’t kid yourself, you’re plenty clever!

  2. I’m always happy to see the laughter shared 🙂

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